TO VICKIE METCALFE, THAN K YOU FOR THE PIECE ABOUT MY GREAT NEPHEW DEVIN MLLANG, WE ARE ALL SO VERY, VERY PROUD OF THIS YOUNG MAN,ESPECIALLY HIS GRANDPA RICHARD AS HE WAS A MARINE ALSO, THANKS AGAIN AND THANK YOU GARY FOR ALL THAT YOU DO |
The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman as President, Susan Johnson. A few days after the election the president-elect calls her father and says, 'So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?'
'I don't think so. It's a 30-hour drive, your mother isn't as young as she used to be, and my arthritis is acting up again.'
'Don't worry about it Dad, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home. And a limousine will pick you up at your door.'
'I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?'
'Oh Dad,' replies Susan, 'I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by the best designer in Washington.'
'Honey,' Dad complains, 'you know I can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat.'
The President-to-be responds, 'Don't worry Dad. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in Washington, I'll ensure your meals are
salt free. Dad, I really want you to come.'
So Dad reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2017, Susan Johnson is being sworn in as President of the United States. In the front row sits the new
president's Dad and Mom. Dad noticing the senator sitting next to him leans over and whispers, 'You see that woman over there with her hand on the
Bible, becoming President of the United States.'
The Senator whispers back, 'Yes I do.'
Dad, beaming with pride, says proudly, 'Her brother played hockey at UND for the Fighting Sioux!'