Erling, We all enjoy your memories so very much. It is always a pleasure getting messages from you.For you new folks recently added to our distribution. Erling is totally blind. Despite his handicap he is a man of many talents. With audio he independently reads/listens to and replies to all of his email correspondence. Erling has written books and records music. He is an amazing guy and an inspiration to us all.Erling, How well I remember playing “Anti I Over”. We threw many balls over the roof of the Ackworth school. Gary
he had held quite a few people and was made of wood. In the mid 1990’s,
Metigoshe lost a lot of water and the shoreline went way out into the
lake. I had to add another 32′ extension and a couple 8′ pieces of
plywood to my 32′ dock just to get the boat and pontoon into water where
they wouldn’t turn up mud. The reason I brought this up is that during
this low water period, Happy’s old tour boat showed up where it had sunk
years before. Someone from the Courant came up and put the picture of
the ‘shipwreck’ in the paper where I saw it. Basically only the wooden
ribs and a bit of the bottom remain. The name of the boat was the
‘Neptune’. I noticed in Neola’s picture that the water was way out
then, too, exposing lots of shoreline. Usually there is water up to the
rocks on the high water line. Thanks Neola and Gary! Dick The low water at Lake Metigoshe brought out a joke that floated around.
The Game and Fish was contemplating a rule that no one could use a boat
motor larger than 10 HP because anything bigger would create too much dust.
Oil Change instructions for Women:1. Pull up to GM Dealership when the mileage reaches 3,000 miles since the last oil change.
2. Drink a cup of coffee.
3. 15 minutes later, scan debit card and leave, driving a properly maintained vehicle.
Money spent
:Oil Change:$24.00
Coffee: Complementary
TOTAL: $24.00
Oil Change instructions for Men:1. Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree; use your debit card for $50.00.
2. Stop by Beer Store and buy a case of beer, (debit $24), drive home.
3. Open a beer and drink it.
4. Jack truck up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5. Find jack stands under kid’s pedal car.
6. In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7. Place drain pan under engine.
8. Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
9. Give up and use crescent wrench.
10. Unscrew drain plug.
11. Drop drain plug in pan of
hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss.12. Crawl out from under truck to wipe hot oil off of face and arms.. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.
13. Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14. Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.
15. Give up; crawl under truck and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off..
16. Crawl out from under truck with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer.
17. Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.
18. Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
19. Remember drain plug from step 11.
20. Hurry to find drain plug in drain
pan.21. Drink beer.
22. Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill.
23. Get drain plug back in with only a minor spill. Drink beer.
24. Crawl under truck getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame removing any excess skin between knuckles and frame.
25. Begin cussing fit.
26. Throw stupid crescent wrench.
27. Cuss for additional 5 minutes because wrench hit truck and left dent.
28. Beer.
29. Clean up hands and bandage as required to stop blood flow.
30. Beer.
31. Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.
32.
Beer.33. Lower truck from jack stands.
34. Move truck back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during any missed steps.
35. Beer.
36. Test drive truck.
37. Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.
38. truck gets impounded.
39. Call loving wife, make bail.
40. 12 hours later, get truck from impound yard.
Money spent
:Parts: $50.00
DUI: $2,500.00
Impound fee: $75.00
Bail: $1,500.00