GOLFER AT THE DENTIST   This one may bring a little mist to  your eyes… only a serious senior golfer would  understand…………..   A man and his wife walked into a dentist’s office.
The man said to the dentist, “Doc, I’m in one heck of a hurry  I have three buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don’t have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it!
Today is Wednesday and we have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf  course in town and it’s 9:15 already… I don’t have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!”
   The dentist thought to himself, “My goodness, this is surely a very  brave man asking to have a tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain.” So the dentist asks him, “Which tooth is it sir?” Â
The man turned to his wife and said, “Open your mouth, Honey, and show  him……..”