     Diane, I admit I told the blond joke to Larry Hackman but I
intentionally left your name out. He must have figured that out by
himself. Sorry.
    My grandmother started about 80 years ago to write down the day
each spring that the ice would finally be completely gone from Horseshoe
Lake. We have watched this for every year since and the average date
has been April 17. It has varied a few times by a couple days one way
or the other. Right now we have about 3 feet of ice and around a foot
of snow on top of that. Unless the temperature goes to record highs in
the next few days and stays that way, we will probably have ice on the
lake until late in May. This is one of the coldest springs I can ever
remember. So much for global warming. This morning we got another 3-4
inches of snow which kind of adds insult to injury. Thanks Gary!
Dick
are correct but the back row is right to left. Nora Azure is on the far
right, then Mary Anderson, Linda Walter, Kay Flynn, and the far left
might be Barbara Allery. Front left side with the checkered coat is
Sharon Tooke, Karen Davis, LeaRae Parrill, Beth Fauske, and Patsy Medrud.
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The drunk woman giggled and responded, “Well, if you’re not staring at my boobs or butt sweetie, what are you doing then?”
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