‘Steve what?’ the officer asks.‘Just Steve,’ the man responds.

The officer, in a good mood, thinks he might just give the
biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.
The officer presses him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.

The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but
plays along with it. ‘Tell me, Steve, how did you lose your
last name?’

The biker replies, “It’s a long story, so stay with me. I was
born Steve Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades.
When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I
went through college, medical school, internship, residency,
and finally got my degree, so I was Steve Johnson, MD.

After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to
go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the
way through School, got my degree, so then I
was Steve Johnson, MD, DDS.

Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with
my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Steve
Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.

Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away
my DDS. Then I was Steve Johnson, MD, with VD.

Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my
DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving
me as Steve Johnson with VD.

Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I’m

‘Just Steve.'”The officer walked away in tears, laughing.